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  • Iconic Birthday Badass Balloon Pack | Funny, Offensive, Abusive Balloons & Party Favors



    When it comes to party decor, you can’t beat balloons. And we have got that down to an art form. Level up and make that upcoming birthday extra special with hilarious, abusive, and stylish party balloons.

    Out with the old plain Happy Birthday messages! The Iconic Birthday Badass Balloon Pack says the things you’d like to, lightheartedly with sass & finesse. 

    Messages Included:

    • Lord, Jesus. It's a Fire.
    • May Your Cake be Moist.
    • Hot Mess Express.
    • I've Cut a Bitch for Less.
    • Young at Heart. But not so much in other areas.

    Our message balloons transcend the function of simple party decorations by doubling as super fun social media props. 

    • Natural Latex Balloons

    • 100% Biodegradable

    • 12 inches, 3.2g balloon

    • Helium grade

    • Assorted Colors

    • Available in 5-pack & 12-pack

    * Please note that the photos above are for illustration only. Final product colors may vary, as the colors on your computer screen will read differently than the colors that will print. String not provided.

    Latex balloons will last around 7-10 hours, dependent upon the grade of helium used. Balloons may last longer if using the Hi-Float solution. Please see our FAQ page for more information on how to make the most of your latex balloons.


    WARNING! CHOKING HAZARD: Children under 8 yrs can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons. Adult supervision required. Keep uninflated balloons from children. Discard broken balloons at once.
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