When it comes to party decor, you can’t beat balloons. And we have got that down to an art form. Level up and make that upcoming birthday extra special with hilarious, abusive, and stylish party balloons.
Messages Included: * Lord Jesus It's a Fire * I've Cut a Bitch for Less * Hot Mess Express
Our message balloons transcend the function of simple party decorations by doubling as super fun social media props.
• 100% Biodegradable Natural Latex Balloons • 12 in | 3.2g • Suitable to be filled with air or helium. • Assorted Colors • 3-pack & 12-pack available
* Please note that the photos presented are for illustration only, and the final product colors may vary, as the colors on your computer screen will read differently than the colors that will print. String not provided.
We are a same day ship for orders placed before 12pm MST so long as products are not on back order.
There is no local pick up available.
Once the package has left us, we are not responsible for transit times and you will not be refunded if the package does not arrive to you in time for your event or have been lost or stolen.
SO PLEASE choose the option that will guarantee delivery in the appropriate time frame.
We offer package insurance through Route. We suggest that you add the insurance to your packages to avoid theft during the holidays as we are not liable for the product arriving to you.
Please note that both USPS AND UPS are not guaranteeing overnight services. We will give priority processing in the warehouse to these packages but once we drop them off at the designated carrier we are not responsible for them arriving on time.
Standard Shipping Domestic: ships via USPS 5-7 business days International: ships via USPS 10-14 business days
Priority Mail Domestic: ships via USPS Flat Rate 3+ business days International: ships via USPS Priority Mail 6-10 business days
Priority Mail Express Domestic: ships via USPS Flat Rate Express 2-3 business days International: ships via USPS Priority Mail Express 3-4 business days
Please note that these are estimates based on USPS and service will vary based on your local carrier and their efficiency. We suggest adding a day to transit time.
UPS Ground 3-5 days
UPS 2nd Day express
UPS next Day Air
If you order UPS next day air on a Friday, our experience says that there is a 50/50 chance of it arriving on Sat. No matter what the estimated delivery day is.
Orders are processed within 2-3 days of a successfully completed order. If you need an order expedited, please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org before placing the order to ensure that our warehouse is able to accommodate your request. We hate letting people down, however, thems the rules.
Once you have chosen a carrier, you have entered into a service agreement with a third party carrier and you indemnify and hold harmless Sardonic Sentiments, Inc. of and damage, lost or stolen packages. Any issues with your package should be taken up with the service carrier you have chosen once the goods leave our warehouse.
Tracking will be provided via email with your shipping confirmation, except on USPS First Class Standard Shipping.