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  • Little Black Balloon Collection | Badass Balloon | Funny Offensive Abusive Balloons & Party Favors



    Badass Balloon Co. has modernized a party staple though our sassy, humorous and sometimes downright abusive balloons. Our hilarious messages balloons transcend the function of simple party decorations by doubling as super fun social media props. 

    Design: 3-pack fashionably sardonic Balloon Combo.

    Messages Included: No Fuckboys (1) Giving a Fuck Doesn't go with this outfit (1) I wear heels bigger than your Dick (1)

    •Natural latex balloons
    •100% Biodegradable
    •12 inch, 3.2g balloon
    •Helium grade
    •Assorted Colors
    •3 pack & 12 pack available

    *Please note that the photos above are for illustration only and the final product colors may vary, as the colors on your computer screen will read differently than the colors that will print. String not provided.

    Latex balloons will last around 7-10 hours, dependent upon the grade of helium used. Balloons may last longer if Hi-Float solution is used. Please see our FAQ page for more information on how to make the most of your latex balloons.


    WARNING! CHOKING HAZARD: Children under 8 yrs can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons. Adult supervision required. Keep uninflated balloons from children. Discard broken balloons at once.
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