Available on Feb 14 only!
Deliver your sentiments in style with our glamorous Drag Queen Delivery this Valentine's Day. Earn points with your significant other, bff by sending a bouquet of your choice of balloon expressions and create a unique social media experience for your favorite person. Or you can be petty as fuck and send a bouquet of "Eat a Dick" to that ex who is now dating Becky with the bad highlights and create a unique social media experience for yourself from the bushes outside. Other ideas include deliveries to NOLA Mayor Mitch Ladrieu for ceasing glass recycling, Parking Enforcement, Sewage and Water board and SOS Tom Schedler for telling us that "Badass Balloons" is an immoral business name. Suck it Tom.
Bouquet #1: For Lovers. Mix of: I still Think You're Hot When I'm Sober, Thanks for Not Ghosting, Hot Tramp I Love you So, Stay Gold Pony Boy.
Bouquet #2: For Besties. Mix of: Cupid Can Suck It, Drinks Well With Others, Let's Party Bitches, Yass Bitch.
Bouquet includes: One dozen 12 inch round 100% biodegradable latex balloons in an assortment of colors inflated with helium and Hi-Float.
Add Ons include:
Downtown New Orleans: Bywater/ Marigny/ French Quarter/ CBD/ Treme/ Warehouse District, 9th ward, Esplanade Ridge, Gentilly, etc
Uptown New Orleans: Lower Garden District/ Garden District/ Irish Channel/ Central City /Riverbend, Carrollton etc.
Mid City & Metairie New Orleans: Mid City/ Bayou St. John / Lakeview / Bucktown/ Old Metairie, etc
*If you do not see your area listed but reside within Orleans Parish please send us an email firstname.lastname@example.org to see if we can accommodate your delivery. We may even go to the West Bank. Maybe, just maybe.
Shipping Address: Please put the delivery address and name of the person under shipping address. Also, please put any special notes that you have for your lover, mistress or bestie or boss under notes.
Before you book this, please make sure that you let the office manager know that we are coming. If this is at a private office where check in is required, etc. be sure that we are allowed in in a timely manner during your delivery time as our schedule will be tight during that day.
Email us with any questions prior to booking or if you think you may be out of the delivery area! email@example.com
WARNING! CHOKING HAZARD: Children under 8 yrs can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons. Adult supervision required. Keep uninflated balloons from children. Discard broken balloons at once.
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