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  • YAY Someone Wants to Marry Your Crazy Ass Bachelorette Party Balloons | 100% Biodegradable Latex

    YAY! Someone wants to marry your crazy ass!! If you're the MOH, might as well be Maid of Honor of the year by throwing the most stylish party for the bride to be with the most humorous balloons.

    Product Details

    Balloon message: YAY SOMEONE WANTS TO MARRY YOUR CRAZY ASS

    • 100% Biodegradable Natural Latex Balloons
    • 12 in | 3.2g
    • Suitable to be filled with air or helium.
    • Assorted Colors
    • 5-pack & 12-pack available

    * Please note that the photos presented are for illustration only, and the final product colors may vary, as the colors on your computer screen will read differently than the colors that will print. String not provided.

    BADASS BALLOONS FOR BADASS PEOPLE.

    Badass Balloon Co. has modernized a party staple though our sassy, humorous and sometimes downright abusive balloons. Our hilarious messages balloons transcend the function of simple party decorations by doubling as super fun social media props. 

    HELIUM GUIDELINES

    Balloons arrive uninflated, that part you have to do by yourself. Blow the balloons up with helium if you want them to float but blow them up with air if you plan to tie them up.

    Float time is affected by various conditions – we recommend using HI-FLOAT, a balloon solution that extends the life of a balloon. It is available at most party stores where you will have your balloons filled.




    Don’t be a dick: always dispose of balloons properly like people who care about the environment. Do not release balloons into the air.

    DISCLAIMER

    ⚠ WARNING – CHOKING HAZARD:

    Children under 8 years can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons. Adult supervision is required. Keep uninflated balloons from children. Discard broken balloons at once.

    SHIPPING INFO

    Please note that despite our best efforts, delivery times might be affected. Packages will ship from the warehouse within 24 hours of the order being placed. Except on weekends when they will begin transit the following Monday.

    USPS UPDATE:

    The cuts to USPS by Postmaster General DeJoy have put an operating strain on USPS. Unfortunately, packages are being delayed and we are unable to say by how long. Transit times shown at check out are calculated by the carrier and not us.

    However, they do not take into consideration the current halt to the funding of the United States Postal Service so please be patient and add a couple of extra days of padding.

    CORONAVIRUS UPDATE:

    All carriers are still being impacted by staff shortages due to the pandemic. There have been rare instances when packages are slightly delayed with UPS and DHL so if you do select an Express carrier please note that we are unable to offer a refund on your shipping service if your order arrives outside of its normal expected time frame. Once a package leaves our warehouse, it is completely out of our control.

    All packages come with tracking which you are emailed as soon as the package is scanned and accepted by the carrier. The information you have is the same information we have.

    We really appreciate your support and patience during this time. We know you want your products and trust we want you to have the products, so we appreciate your understanding at this time.

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