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  • Terms and Conditions


    Statement of Purpose:

    Sardonic Sentiments, Inc. hereinafter known as "Badass Balloon Co." and/or "Badassballoonco.com" is an online retailer specializing in sardonic themed balloons and party supplies for a mature audience. Badassballoonco.com reserves their right to refuse service to anyone. Visitors using the Badass Balloon Co. website and/or purchasing products from the Badass Balloon Co. website must be 18 years of age and agree to the operating policies of Badass Balloon Co. outlined in the herein, which may change from time to time without notice.

    By using the Badassballoonco.com website, you agree to all of the terms and conditions of use contained in these Terms of Agreement.


    Standard Shipping
    Domestic: ships via USPS 5-7 business days
    International: ships via USPS 10-14 business days

    Priority Mail
    Domestic: ships via USPS Flat Rate 2-3 business days
    International: ships via USPS Priority Mail 6-10 business days

    Priority Mail Express
    Domestic: ships via USPS Flat Rate Overnight 1 business days
    International: ships via USPS Priority Mail Express 3-4 business days

    Please note that these are estimates based on USPS and service will vary based on your local carrier and their efficiency.

    Orders are processed within 2-3 days of a successfully completed order. If you need an order expedited, please email us at info@badassballoonco.com before placing the order to ensure that our warehouse is able to accommodate your request. We hate letting people down, however, thems the rules.

    Tracking will be provided via email with your shipping confirmation, except on USPS First Class Standard Shipping.

    Order Cancellations:

    We have set up our system to automatically process your order as quickly as possible. For that reason, we CANNOT make changes to or cancel your order after it has been submitted on our website. Please double-check all of your address information, the products you ordered, and the shipping method you have selected prior to completing your order.  Our goal is to ship orders immediately, so we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.


    We are unable to accept returns for health and hygiene reasons. Because of the nature of the product and our inability to determine whether and/or how the balloons were inflated once they reached you they are non-returnable.

    We are happy to address a manufacturers defect that you experience and in this case offer an even exchange in that balloon or future merchandise credit.  In order to begin a return or exchange, please email us at info@badassballoonco.com with the details and all returns or exchanges will go to 1000 Bourbon St. New Orleans, LA 70116.


    If for any reason beyond our reasonable control, we are unable to supply a particular item, we will notify you as soon as possible. We will contact you to confirm that you would like to proceed with the order and agree to wait for the original product(s) or would like to select an alternative product.

    Coupon Codes and promotions exclude shipping charges, gift wrap charges, taxes and custom duties. Coupons and Promotions may change, be modified or cancelled at anytime without notice.  We reserve the right to cancel any order in which we feel are not in compliance with the promotion or coupon code or are abusing the promotion and/or coupon code. Promotions cannot be applied to past orders and Coupon Codes cannot be combined with any other promotions or coupon codes. Coupon codes are non-transferable and can only be used once per household in your lifetime unless specified in writing by Sardonic Sentiments, Inc. 


    Products will be delivered to the address specified by you. If the address is wrong or the mail carrier is unable to deliver to you in a timely fashion, which results in us missing a deadline, or the package being returned to us through no fault of our own, Badass Balloon Co. shall not be held responsible. At that point, you will be responsible for additional shipping to a new address or if we reach the decision that we can no longer ship to you, you will be refunded for the product minus the postage amount that had already been used.

    Copyright Use:

    All graphics, designs, content and artwork appearing on this site are the property of Badass Balloon Co. They are protected by U.S. Copyright Laws, and are not to be downloaded or reproduced in any way without the written permission of Badass Balloon Co. Copyright 2016 Badass Balloon Co. All Rights Reserved.
    These Terms of Agreement do not give you any right to reproduce, distribute, transmit, publish, or commercially exploit any information and content contained in Badassballoonco.com. You must not modify or redistribute the content of this Website or reproduce, link, frame or deep-link it on any other website for monetary gain without our express written permission. You are not entitled to use the content of this Website for commercial exploitation in any circumstances.

    Data Integrity:

    Badassballoonco.com makes best efforts to ensure the integrity and timeliness of our data. While we make every effort to ensure that all information displayed on our Website and in our catalog is correct, sometimes errors can occur. We cannot be responsible for any errors. The information on this web site is believed to be complete and reliable; however, the information may contain technical inaccuracies or typographical errors. Badass Balloon Co. reserves the right to make changes to document names and content, product specifications, prices or other information without obligation to notify any person of such changes.

    Privacy Policy:

    If you submit any information to Badass Balloon Co., via the Internet or otherwise, Badass Balloon Co. carefully protects the privacy of your information (both personal and financial)  and does not sell or pass on your name or personal information without your express permission.

    Operation, Conflict of Laws and Governing Law:

    The provisions of these Terms of Agreement shall survive any discontinuation of the Badassballoonco.com website or E-commerce site. No course of conduct or trade practice will modify these Terms of Agreement. In the event that any provision of these Operating Policies conflicts with the law under which these Terms of Agreement are to be construed or if any such provision is held invalid by a court with the necessary powers, such provision shall be deemed to be restated to reflect as nearly as possible the original intentions of Badassballoonco.com, and the remainder of these Terms of Agreement shall remain in full force and effect.

    The corporate headquarters of Badassballoonco.com is located in New Orleans, LA. The laws governing this agreement between Badassballoonco.com and you, as a user of Badassballoonco.com, shall be the laws of the State of Louisiana, excluding any law that would apply the law of another jurisdiction.
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