if there is anything we have learned over the past two years, its that everything needs to be celebrated. Around two years ago, I became sober curious after reading an article about some local women who did not partake in drinking. There are several reasons to be sober some of the best things for me are skipping the late night fast food and never leaving my cell phone in another Uber.
What are you grateful for since you have become sober?
Congratulations are in order for all of those out there doing what's best for them. Let's celebrate!
Design: 2 year sober
•Natural latex balloons
•12 inch, 3.2g balloon
•Available colors: Assorted
*Please note that the photos above are for illustration only and the final product colors may vary, as the colors on your computer screen will read differently than the colors that will print. String not provided.
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There is no local pick up available.
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Domestic: ships via USPS 5-7 business days
International: ships via USPS 10-14 business days
Domestic: ships via USPS Flat Rate 3+ business days
International: ships via USPS Priority Mail 6-10 business days
Priority Mail Express
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International: ships via USPS Priority Mail Express 3-4 business days
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UPS Ground 3-5 days
UPS 2nd Day express
UPS next Day Air
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