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30AF Birthday Balloon Party Kit | 30th Birthday Decoration

Throwing a badass birthday party for a badass friend? Or are you coming to Thirty, Flirty & Thriving? Either way, we've got you covered!

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These abusive balloons will liven up any birthday party guaranteed. Our message balloons transcend the function of simple party decorations by doubling as super fun social media props.

The 30 AF Party Kit includes:
1 set of 14 in foil gold balloon bunting with sayings "THIRTY AF". Air fill only 
6-pack 100% Biodegradable Natural Latex Balloons with message "Happy Fucking Birthday" in assorted colors.*
6-pack 100% Biodegradable Translucent Balloons with assorted color foil confetti and message "Champagne Campaign"
6-pack 100% Biodegradable Natural Latex White Balloons with message "100% That Bitch"
• 1-pack of Badass Balloon® confetti with design "
Happy Fucking Birthday". Colors in the mix: hot pink, teal, yellow, black, silver, gold. Size: 1 cm x 4 cm hand-cut tissue confetti with metallic foil and 1 in x 2 in laser-cut glitter confetti with the words Happy Fucking Birthday.
1x Giant Number "3" Balloon in Gold and 1x Giant Number "0" Balloon in Gold (40 in). Suspend air-filled balloons from ceilings or secure with mounting tape. Or, fill with helium to let them float.

* Each pack comes in a random combination of colors black, white, pink, teal, and marigold. Color combination not guaranteed. Please note that the photos above are for illustration only. Final product colors may vary, as the colors on your computer screen will read differently than the colors that will print. String not provided.

** Balloons are 12 inches, 3.2g. Helium-Grade.


Balloons arrive uninflated, that part you have to do by yourself. Blow the balloons up with helium if you want them to float but blow them up with air if you plan to tie them up.

Float time is affected by various conditions – we recommend using HI-FLOAT, a balloon solution that extends the life of a balloon. It is available at most party stores where you will have your balloons filled.

Don’t be a dick: always dispose of balloons properly like people who care about the environment. Do not release balloons into the air.



Children under 8 years can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons. Adult supervision is required. Keep uninflated balloons from children. Discard broken balloons at once.


Please note that despite our best efforts, delivery times might be affected. Packages will ship from the warehouse within 24 hours of the order being placed. Except on weekends when they will begin transit the following Monday.


The cuts to USPS by Postmaster General DeJoy have put an operating strain on USPS. Unfortunately, packages are being delayed and we are unable to say by how long. Transit times shown at check out are calculated by the carrier and not us.

However, they do not take into consideration the current halt to the funding of the United States Postal Service so please be patient and add a couple of extra days of padding.


All carriers are still being impacted by staff shortages due to the pandemic. There have been rare instances when packages are slightly delayed with UPS and DHL so if you do select an Express carrier please note that we are unable to offer a refund on your shipping service if your order arrives outside of its normal expected time frame. Once a package leaves our warehouse, it is completely out of our control.

All packages come with tracking which you are emailed as soon as the package is scanned and accepted by the carrier. The information you have is the same information we have.

We really appreciate your support and patience during this time. We know you want your products and trust we want you to have the products, so we appreciate your understanding at this time.

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