This Thanksgiving, go forth and feast, but also dismantle the whitewashed notions of the holiday
inspired by the icon Wednesday Addams.
Celebrate imperialism this Turkey filled season honoring Wednesday Addams who always kept it real.
Remember...do not trust the pilgrims...especially Sarah Miller.
Badass Balloon Co. has modernized a party staple though our sassy, humorous and sometimes downright abusive balloons. Our hilarious messages balloons transcend the function of simple party decorations by doubling as super fun social media props.
Design: Do Not Trust the Pilgrims
Color: Blush or Burnt Orange with black ink
Accessories: 6-ft gold tassel
•Natural latex balloons
This listing is for a single balloon 36-inch balloon with a 6-ft set of holographic tassels.
*Please note that the photos above are for illustration only and the final product colors may vary, as the colors on your computer screen will read differently than the colors that will print. String not provided.
Balloons are 36 inches when inflated and take 15 cu ft of helium. Fly time for jumbo balloons is 24-48 hours. Please note, if you choose to inflate them with helium, the latex balloons fly time varies, dependent upon the grade of helium used. Balloons may last longer if Hi-Float solution is used. Please see our FAQ page for more information on how to make the most of your latex balloons.
***36-inch balloons are not to be released (none should, this is litter). Please discard properly.
Balloons arrive uninflated, that part you have to do by yourself. Blow the balloons up with helium if you want them to float but blow them up with air if you plan to tie them up.
Float time is affected by various conditions – we recommend using HI-FLOAT, a balloon solution that extends the life of a balloon. It is available at most party stores where you will have your balloons filled.
Don’t be a dick: always dispose of balloons properly like people who care about the environment. Do not release balloons into the air.
⚠ WARNING – CHOKING HAZARD:
Children under 8 years can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons. Adult supervision is required. Keep uninflated balloons from children. Discard broken balloons at once.
Please note that despite our best efforts, delivery times might be affected. Packages will ship from the warehouse within 24 hours of the order being placed. Except on weekends when they will begin transit the following Monday.
The cuts to USPS by Postmaster General DeJoy have put an operating strain on USPS. Unfortunately, packages are being delayed and we are unable to say by how long. Transit times shown at check out are calculated by the carrier and not us.
However, they do not take into consideration the current halt to the funding of the United States Postal Service so please be patient and add a couple of extra days of padding.
All carriers are still being impacted by staff shortages due to the pandemic. There have been rare instances when packages are slightly delayed with UPS and DHL so if you do select an Express carrier please note that we are unable to offer a refund on your shipping service if your order arrives outside of its normal expected time frame. Once a package leaves our warehouse, it is completely out of our control.
All packages come with tracking which you are emailed as soon as the package is scanned and accepted by the carrier. The information you have is the same information we have.
We really appreciate your support and patience during this time. We know you want your products and trust we want you to have the products, so we appreciate your understanding at this time.