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  • Wednesday Addams Thanksgiving 2-Pack Jumbo Balloons with Tassel

    This Thanksgiving, go forth and feast, but also dismantle the whitewashed notions of the holiday
    inspired by the icon Wednesday Addams.

    Product Details

    “Do not trust the pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.” Celebrate Friendsgiving with all the friends who have turned into a family.

    Balloons messages:
    (1) "Do Not Trust The Pilgrims"
    (1) Wednesday Adams' monologue: You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now, my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the roadsides. You will play golf and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, “Do not trust the pilgrims". 

    * 02 pcs 36-inches balloon
    * Colors: blush and burnt orange
    * Accessories: 6-ft gold holographic tassel
    * Natural latex balloons
    * 100% Biodegradable

    * Please note that the photos presented are for illustration only, and the final product colors may vary, as the colors on your computer screen will read differently than the colors that will print. String not provided.

    HELIUM GUIDELINES

    Balloons arrive uninflated, that part you have to do by yourself. Blow the balloons up with helium if you want them to float but blow them up with air if you plan to tie them up.

    Float time is affected by various conditions – we recommend using HI-FLOAT, a balloon solution that extends the life of a balloon. It is available at most party stores where you will have your balloons filled.




    Don’t be a dick: always dispose of balloons properly like people who care about the environment. Do not release balloons into the air.

    DISCLAIMER

    ⚠ WARNING – CHOKING HAZARD:

    Children under 8 years can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons. Adult supervision is required. Keep uninflated balloons from children. Discard broken balloons at once.

    SHIPPING INFO

    Please note that despite our best efforts, delivery times might be affected. Packages will ship from the warehouse within 24 hours of the order being placed. Except on weekends when they will begin transit the following Monday.

    USPS UPDATE:

    The cuts to USPS by Postmaster General DeJoy have put an operating strain on USPS. Unfortunately, packages are being delayed and we are unable to say by how long. Transit times shown at check out are calculated by the carrier and not us.

    However, they do not take into consideration the current halt to the funding of the United States Postal Service so please be patient and add a couple of extra days of padding.

    CORONAVIRUS UPDATE:

    All carriers are still being impacted by staff shortages due to the pandemic. There have been rare instances when packages are slightly delayed with UPS and DHL so if you do select an Express carrier please note that we are unable to offer a refund on your shipping service if your order arrives outside of its normal expected time frame. Once a package leaves our warehouse, it is completely out of our control.

    All packages come with tracking which you are emailed as soon as the package is scanned and accepted by the carrier. The information you have is the same information we have.

    We really appreciate your support and patience during this time. We know you want your products and trust we want you to have the products, so we appreciate your understanding at this time.

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